RPB Special Report: A Real Clown Unit to Join the Special Forces for the Fight Against Extremism

“Imagine a team of special forces 

disguised in clown outfits—

powdered hair, squeaky noses, big boots and all..."

In the wake of nuclear tension, Islamic extremism in the homeland, the Middle East and Africa, not-so-effective drone strikes and the United States reluctance to put boots on the ground, some members of the Congress are taking a gander at unconventional warfare as freaky as the circus in line with the great quote of Sun Tzu:

“All warfare is based on deception...

Emerge to their surprise”

“What if we disguise some of our special forces...” a senator proposed. “Imagine a team of special forces disguised in clown outfits—powdered hair, squeaky noses, big boots and all—with their weapons covert under their clown suits. The enemies are not going to be looking for clowns, but army guys. And then BAAMMM! They overt their weapons—the element of surprise! We'll call them SEAL TEAM CLOWN."

*Due to the CLASSIFIED nature of this report, the name of this senator has been omitted, but an unreliable source tells us the senator is from Kalamazoo, a comedic, fictional place—oh! Sorry, Kalamazoo is actually a real place*

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